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UNO 1993,
JAN. 9, 1993..Har-e Gnu Yeer. Desert Joe found
$60.00. Otherwise nothing for history books.
3
games. Pam, pam..unrecorded.
Jan.
23, 1993..THE UNO BOYCOTT 1993.
Play at Joey's or no
uno.
Doreen & Dj's idea. Mark held out the
longest.
New ceiling at Joe's. 2 quests;
Mike
Blum & Jim. And Joe wins 1st game.
4
games. Joe, Mike, Mark, Mark.
Feb.
13, 1993..Mike Blum joins us again. 3 day weekend,
President's
day. Joey replaces 2 engines &
Town
of Babylon wants Ye Olde Friendly Flower
Shoppe.
3 games. Pam, Mike, Mark.
March
20, 1993..Long time no UNO. Storm of Biblical
proportions
worse in century broke up last
UNO.
Artie's leadership qualities are coming
to
the forefront and his hair is pulled back.
Pam
& Mark saved roof during storm.
Pam
mostly thou shoveling snow - mark with
ingenuity.
3 games. Joey, DJ, unrecorded.
STARTED
NEW UNO BOOK
APR.
3, 1993..HEMORIOD Joe all star game.
Spring ahead 1
hour.
2 games. Artie, Pam.
Apr.
17, 1993..Orginal 4-sum - Joe had a great Easter!
Artie
- cancer free nose - good news (and Mark
drew
a picture of Artie's cancer free nose)
Sheena
died - bad news. Longest break in
history
for a four hand game (In last game.) 4
games.
Art, Pam, Mark, Artie.
May
Day, May 1, 1993.. Prior history amended: Joey's
life is
based
on a true story! Only the facts have
been
changed. Artie's hair is monstrous!
Pam's
a gut lover. Mark's mute. April is
over,
the reign of Terror of Artie & Pam
winning
every game is over. 4 games; 1 at 16
hands.
Mark, Artie, Mark, Mark.
May
15, 1993.."Pam's Surprise Birthday
Uno." Preparations
underway
for the Mother of all Yard sales!
Joey
button tucks Van, becomes primo
fuck-truck.
Doreen makes first Early
appearance
in UNO history. Joseph fucking
amendment
crazy. Shut out/no shut out.
3
games. Joe, Joe, Artie.
May
30, 1993.. Late - 8:45 pm - UNO - Tough
Memorial Day
Garage
Sale UNO. Two days of living hell.
everyone,
but Joey is pooped! Pam says, "It's
just
sooo good to sit down!" 2 games. Artie,
Mark.
June
10, 1993..Surprise UNO - Uno at Joe's
paradise diner.
Artie
starts 50 hour week's - Jim's cheque
(IRS)
came to Mike's house also Mike is here.
African
Room coming together. Pam redid
floor.
Mark researching baseball cards. Joey
is
reading MIND TOOL. 4 games. Pam, Mike,
Joey,
DJ.
June
26, 1993..44? Joe A. UNO Spocktac -u-lar
Birthday UNO.
Joe's
2,395th life entity (This time as
human!)
So far, Joe's pleased. D.J., Mike
special
guest stars. Business booming. D.J.
returns
from Penn and figures out door
mechanism.
African Room almost complete.
Superior
floor....UNO UPDATE: Joe having a
great
time. Enjoys Vulcan-half breed cake.
Many
cards and Joyful gifts.
2
games. DJ, DJ (incredible)
July
7, 1993..MIKE'S (first) BIRTHDAY UNO at
Joe's paradise
Bar
& Grill, Burgers & Dogs & Bones of
Contention
- WHEW! 9th degree burns on Mike's
ankles
(DJ late) First heat wave of '93. Pam
receives
1992 UNO Champ awards. Screen-porch
&
dog in place. Artie worked 67 hrs & 65 hrs,
and,
is feeling the effects. Desert Joe
drives
all the way from Jersey - what a guy!
He
also talked state police into oblivion.
Doreen
throws tantrum. (She is barred from
future
UNO's) 4 games. Artie, Pam, Mark, Pam
Aug.
7, 1993..Mark's BIRTHDAY UNO! Marc drops
candle lite cake on himself trying to read it: B. UNO UGO. Uno at
Artie's. Mark back to work. Mike's sunburn gone. One week before
vacation! Mark has a certificate for CAT WRANGLING. Too many pussy
cats in back yard but Mark caught 4. Six to go. Three Birthday Uno's
in a row! 3 games. Mark, Mike, Joey...........
.......Mike officially has 12 games straight..
Aug.
28, 1993..Pam's son's birthday..vacations
over but
spectacular
memories. Joey went to first
auction
- computer madness lurking in future.
First
video of an UNO game. Paled at Joey's.
5
games. Pam, Mark, Pam, Artie, Artie. (Mark
was
a sore loser)
Sept.
11, 1993..Full House - UNO. Mark gets belated
birthday
gift from Desert Joe. Mike moves to
second
floor, wants elevator. Joey paints
inside
of his van, his IQ drops 50
points...and
Mike's dropped 25 while riding in
it
to Artie's house UNO. Artie continues 60
hr
weeks, Pamela loves her stained glass door.
3
games. Artie, Pam, DJ.
Sept.
25, 1993..Joey NOT in Florida, no history
for Mark.
Artie
stains Lion cabinet. Pam contracts
auction
fever. Slow 2 weeks. 5 games. Artie,
Joey,
Joey, Pam, Pam.
Oct.
10, 1993.. Sunday UNO. Cabinet finished in African
Room.
Massive undertaking! Pegasus
sandblasted
for body rot. (Was given to
Patrick
A. later in 94') 6 games. Joey,
Artie,
unrecorded, Mark, Joey, Mark.
Halloween
UNO
Oct.
30, 1993.....Vol.III Exactly 6 months from
spring ahead
one
hour. Mark....Camocat
Pam.....Female
Bozo
Artie...Daddy
Bozo
Joey....Ghost
DJ......DJ
(shows at midnight)
Fall
back one hour. Listened to Thriller
music.
Artie had wonderful "forced" vacation
but
solution to back problem is at hand. Mark
put
$300 into brakes. 3 Kitties for Artie and
Joey!
8
games! Joey, Pam, Artie, Joey, Mark, Artie,
Artie,
Joey.
>>>>>>>>
THANKSGIVING UNO & ARTIE'S BIRTHDAY UNO >>>>>>
an
unforgettable evening, indeed!!
Nov.
27, 1993.........Thanksgiving, Birthday
UNO! Artie's 44th.
Mike
returns. Patrick moves to Florida. D.J.
finished
van interior. Mike's refrig is
simonized.
Demagnetized Jessie joins game;
boys
in. New Proposal, see back of book.
Joey
wins all night shut out, largest kitty
ever,
27 hands on 27th of Nov.. Longest games
on
record; 18 hands. 44 buy-ins on Artie's
44th
birthday. Joey's florist
in
Newsday! 3 games. Joey, Joey, Joey.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AMAZING!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Dec.
11, 1993..... Pearl Harbor Day on Earth
II. 2 inches of
snow.
Desert Joe's van fucked up. Stove from
20's
in Artie & Pam's kitchen. Pam with
Citibank
15 years. Mark purchased a 100,000
German
mark for $7.50. Joey's going broke.
Doreen
got everyone Xmas gifts. 4 games.
Joey,
Joey (Joey's 5th game in row!) Pam,
(ends
Joey's reign) Pam.
Christmas
UNO 1993, last UNO of 1993.. Desert Joe
gets here
at
10 pm with no gifts. He got a blow dart
gun
from Mark and DJ tries to give back gifts
- P
U. 5 games. Pam, Joey, Joey, Artie, DJ.
Everyone
had a great Christmas!
1994
Jan.
18, 1994
First
Uno Game 1994, Super cold, frozen everything...Artie in shitty mood.
Joey forgot paper work. Artie drove 7 hours on ice.
winners
Mark, Mike, Pam, Artie
Feb.
5, 1994......Worst
winter in 50 years. Joey and Doreen missed out in Florida. Desert
Joe's unknown Birthday Uno. Mike's nose rearranged by big black boy.
Mark has titanium cut. winners= Pam, Mark, Joey
Feb.
19, 1994..
INSERT...UNO< Unbook UNO!! Joey forgot UNO book. Artie over
deathly illness. Worse winter EVER! Nightmare! Mike's license
application on the way, since August '93. UNO shrimp, tasty snack!
Page 2 of bookless Night Uno when will it end? Mike learns valuable
lessons in playing strategy. winner=Pam, Joey, Artie, Artie, Artie.
March
5, 1994..UNO awards night. Trophy
for Pam after three years as champ. Artie & Pam use oven for
first time-smoky house. Mike jockeys for UNO position and loses. Mark
drinks clear Noxema. Artie is hero of JD. African masks continue
unabated. Mark has bogus 1993 Champ shirt. No history for Pam (What
about her trophy??) Joey's going broke with worse winter ever - Pam
gives acceptance speech.
"This
is such a great surprise! Only the second trophy I've ever won!
Thanks, and let's do it again next year, suckers.!"
Winners=Artie, mark....continued after insert (With a drawing of an
ant)..March 5th, after insert - sponge cake from hell! 10 point card
proposed (Hydro tested!) 3rd game hydro -> Nicotine change)) Club
to arranged by semi unions canteen, no JAMP...Flash round (ZIMA?)
winners after insert= Mark, Mark, Pam.
March
26, 1994....No
Mike UNO. First
game of Spring!
Next
week Pam owns her own car outright. 5 year in waiting. Cat's
birthday! JD in turmoil - Pam can't stop peeing. Joey 12 minutes
late. UNO club displeased. Meowee, wowee! winners= Joey, Pam, Artie,
Artie and Joey.
April
8, 1994...Vacation/ Friday UNO! Artie
& Pam go to big NYC. First time since King Kong messed it up.
Mark work, work, work. "The Paper" sounded good but Mike
didn't get to see it - he fell asleep. Taxes due Apr 15, Mike owes
his rent. Joey real sicko again - a whole week of no snow!!! Mike
needs practice, royally! Winners= Artie, Pam, Mark, Mike and Artie.
April
23, 1994...All
Fucked Up UNO...Richard Milhouse Nixon died April 22, 1994 at 9:20
pm. We're supposed to play at Mike's but Pam screwed it up, like she
screws up all "away" UNO games! Artie on upward mobility.
Pam has to work Sunday - tough shit. Mike's apartment is done! Pam
came back from edge. Mark is awaiting his new carport from
Connecticut. Mike's bed is made. Joey still sickly. Artie's salary
re-evaluated. First game with new gold stars! Winners= Artie, Joey,
Joey and Pam.
May
7, 1994...Pam's Birthday UNO,
First time at Mike's!
Mike
lost derby but won triple. Mark's still working. Had to wheel out
his partner at work with heart attack. Joey having good Mother's Day
week. Winners= Mark, Artie, Mike and Artie.
May 21, 1994...Joey's Designs goes nation wide. 24 hour fax service. Mike no show (Preakness addict!) The guy gets computer literate at work. Mark survives kidnapping to BayShore Hotel. Takes week to recover. Pam part-time cat nurse for one eye. Car port done in 6 hours. Winners= Joey, Mark, Pam, Joey and Pam
June
18, 1994.. Pam
had spider bite her neck / Joe's 24 hour fax service big hit / Artie
working 60 hour week, back feels like shit. Mike no show - Mark
almost on vacation - then begins career as lint salesman (What a
concept!) Winners= Joey, Artie, Pam, Artie, Joey and Artie.
July
2, 1994...Joey's Birthday UNO!...Artie
gets cool PC - transfer to Hicksville - Uggh! Mike leaves Nephew's
birthday Party for UNO. All done with probation. Joey's nation wide
ADSTONE going great. Had good family birthday party. Super surprise
party at BaySHore Hotel. Thanx to Doreen & Mary. Mark is living
hell on earth. Winners= Mike, Artie, Pam, RT.
July
16, 1994...Mike's Birthday UNO!...Mike
is 41 & young. Had his doubts. LIRR - smooth ride from Islip to
BaySHore. Mark on vacation - rebuilt roof on bird house. Pam on
vacation, no bird houses. Artie kinda on vacation, only worked 55
hours. Artie Dynamic success in Hicksville! No history for Joey.
Winners= Mark, Pam and Pam.
August
6, 1994..Mark's Birthday UNO!...Joey
is a heel; he misunderstood Mike so no Mike this UNO. Mark is 42 -
vacations are over. Mark's sanctions are almost done. Heat wave of 30
days is over. Mark caught limit on "Captree Queen" 6 fluke.
Artie back in Hicksville this Monday after a week in Belly of the
Beast. Scott Mereidith wants a book from Joey - fat chance! Winners=
Joey, Joey, Pam and Mark.
August
27, 1994...No
special UNO Mike at poker; he says we are screwing up the schedule on
purpose. Artie borrows Dandy Tandy. Mark is older than last week. Pam
is stretching. Winners= Artie, Pam, Mark
Sept.
17, 1994...3 handed UNO -
Brain lapse UNO -until pam arrives...winners don't count as per page
one line 44, no less than four players.
Sept
17, 1994 when Pam shows...Joey
has no floor - floor in shambles. Mike is here, beats OTB big time!
Last game of summer '94 Winners= Mike, Art, Joe, Joe and Artie.
Oct.
1, 1994...Joe refloored / Mike's banker ups Donald Trump/ A.C. on
trip list / Artie working schmuck - pres. oc company fired. Winners=
Joey, Art, Mark, Art, Joey and Mike
Oct.
15, 1994...Artie
less hours & raise! Joey's florist & van broken into &
midnight ride. Mark's still around. Mike found darkly cheap beers.
Kathy throw out Brian. Pam doing operations again. Winners= Joey,
Joey, Pam, Mike and Mark.
Halloween
UNO..Oct. 29, 1994...Welcome
home Jessie from California - and Sam. Mike brought $340 joint. Mark
- Chernobol 4 hand man..team..Mike = Mike. Jen=Jen. Joey = Pumpkin
head. Jessie = Vampire. Sam = dead pirate. Artie = Mr. Ghoul. Pam =
Drac-ghoul. Artie and Pam new refrig.
Winners=
Pam, Pam, Pam, Sam and Pam. (Lyrical)
Nov.
12, 1994...Pam's
hair is noticeably darker. Pam & Artie had a rare Friday holiday.
Mark brings Greg in a jug. Joey Incorporates. Mike says Joy = UNO.
Sold LS custom buckaroos. Republicans win, republic burns. Mike has
tap flu. Winners= Pam, Mark, Joe, Mike with tie shortest game ever, Artie.
Nov.
26, 1994...Artie's most excellent Birthday UNO! Also Artie's comic
birthday. Mike's still sick barely. Mark had vacation in middle of
nowhere, he's building Marie's landing from 2 pm til 3:30. Mike paid
$345 for joint. Joey had good thanks. Winners= Mark in tie shortest
game with four zeros. Mike, Mark and Joey.
1995
Jan.
15, 1995 First Uno Game of 1995
Mark
really late. Joey major ass surgery. Pam found $100 bill and $50
bill in bible in room during Uno Outing to Atlantic city. Joey won
$823.00. Mark learned how to play (shoot) craps. Mike fell down and
chipped tooth. long time NO play - since Nov. 26, 1994. Artie
(mistakenly proclaimed) champ of 1994.
5
games....Joey..Pam..Joey..Artie..Mark
Jan.
21, 1995 Just UNO
Stranger
gave Mike $4.00 for a cab because none of his friends have any $.
Artie gets nose cut. Pamie got back cut. No cuts or slices for Mark.
Adstone Designs lighting world on fire.
6
games ...Mark..Mike..Mark..Joey..Mike..Mark
Feb.
3, 1995 Hawaiian UNO with lettuce
Pam
gets facial adjustment. Cancer free nose for Artie.
First
snow of winter.
5
games ..Joey ..Joey ..Joey ..Artie ..Pam
March
4, 1995 Analoscopy UNO
Joey
gets it up the ass. Artie back in Amityville. Artie and Pam Giant
TV. $200 abortion for "WILD" cat. It took Mark, Artie &
Pam one hour to get TV up stairs. Mike going to Beacon theater to see
Spin Doctors next week. Pam minus beauty marks & got
washer/dryer. Mike had a good President's Day at OTB. Joey drove to
Orlando, Fla - good dinner with family in Melbourne.
4
games Artie...Pam...Mark....Mark
(No
date assume March
18, 1995) Happy Name Day Joey UNO
Mike
sez Spin Doctors were great, lost his mind and keys. Mark survived
first lay off. Pam is not yet Empress O' Bank. Artie Bus Co. sold to
Biggest competitor. Spring 3 days away.
4
games Pam...Pam ...Mark...Pam
April
Fools UNO
Mike
sez he's coming - he no come. It's spring - almost played at Joey's
(long story)
5
games Mark...Joey...Mark....Joey....Pam
April
15, 1995 Easter UNO
Joe
wins 99.50 at lotto. Joe also changes NYS 1996 budget. Pam &
Artie on synchronized vacations. Mark caught $32 flounder - the last
fish in the bay. Mike not here again. Pam got 'outstanding' audit.
4
games Mark...Mark...Pam...Mark
(no
date) Come Home Desert Joe UNO
Mike
finally got CD deck, took beaten on ponies. Artie & Pam massive
undertaking painting bedroom in 'Movie Theater' BROWN. Got TV
calibrated at 6,500 degrees Kelvin. Pam hurt her back for the first
time ever. Mark's off duty - mom and dad back from France. Joey is
Town of Babylon Memorialist.
5
games Joey..Joey...Joey Mike...Desert Joe
(No
date assume May 11) PAMIE'S BIRTHDAY UNO (41)
Mike
still working the container mold. Mark won $250. at UNO. '64 Dodge
Polara is Joe's. Pamie's Puddy died a day before MAY 11. Artie &
Pam purchased lots of great masks in Manhattan. Art stressed to max
on job.
3
games Pam....ARTIE...ARTIE
May
27, 1995 UNO
Joey
has last step to on-line CompuServe with his ADSTONE BBS. Artie's
company sold again! Pam had more kittens. Peppy died (Joe's Mom's
dog) & cremated. Reincarnation of Puddy Cat. Mike hates Madeline.
4
games Pam...Mike...Mike....Artie
June
10, 1995 UNO
Mark
got haircut, Artie didn't. Pam dyed her hair, Artie didn't. Joey
dating left and right. Mike at Belmont. Jessie's back! DJ here at 5
pm to show off his Van. Both Pam & Artie played hoockie on
Friday. 19 hand game.
3
games Mark...Mark...Pam
June
24, 1995
Joey's
Most Wonderful BIRTHDAY UNO
Joey
buys the rights to ADSTONE Artistic Etcher! On the internet! Mike
gets through tough week. Artie layed off 100 workers. Pam found
German telephone card. Mark got car muffler. Mark sawed dining room
table and had a run-around day.
3
games Artie...DJ...Unrecorded.
Mike's
BIRTHDAY UNO
but
sorta a continuation of Joey's Birthday UNO
Joey's
birthday never ends. Desert Joe comes to ADSTONE. Mark laid
multitude of bricks. Mike just don't know. Mike was in total
frustration with Bay Shore Deli going under. No history for Pam.
Artie is king of Nassau.
3
games Joey...Artie.....Pam
Mike's
Polish July 22, 1995 Early Uno
Learns
to read scratch off tickets - DJ plays nintendo for pay. Ar D &
Pam on vacation. Joe looks like Montauk Joe. Mike owes everybody
$5.00 for shitty Rollin Stones' music. Joe had a 5 day Montauk
vacation, bar hop by canoe.
4
games....DJ...Artie...Pam (two hands) ....Mike
Aug.
5, 1995...Mark's Visual UNO Birthday
Joey's
BBS on-line. Vacation for Pam & Artie, drove around and bought
cool stuff. Mark went fishing caught nothing then went on jury duty.
Mike got poison 'something' on hand. Pam & Artie going to look at
a house Upstate. 4 games...Joey..Pam...Joey..Mark
No
Mike or Desert Joe UNO late. Aug. 19, 1995
BBS
doing too well. Artie working mega hours for school. 1 Indian stone
up in wrong cemetery. Tomorrow Pam goes to HS reunion. Mark's older
and wiser and pissed hurricane Felix stopped his fishing trip &
enjoying birthday gifts.
4
games....Joey...Joey...Joey....Pam
Sept.
16, 1995 End of Summer UNO
Mike's
glad to be back and away from all the yelling. Artie & Pam
experience VR at Computer Universe. 60 hour weeks come to end for
Artie. Pam is an INFJ. Mark went blue fishing of NJ coast 4 hour
trip. 400 fish caught - Mark caught 0. Joey BBS up - no calls -starts
Lori Sex Store. 3 games.....DJ....Mike...Pam
Sept.
30, 1995 End of the Month UNO
If
Joey doesn't go broke before he gets rich, he's rich! Once a month
pot for Artie and a Musical work station. No history for Mark. Need
addiction for "Keno" Mike - Tickets for Steely Dan. Pamie
working mega hours. 3 games....Joey...Mark...Joey
Oct.
14, 1995 Screwy UNO
Pam
goes to see her new Nephew, Ryan "the Kidney Stone Kid,"
in hospital so she is late for UNO. 449 to 432 against Union at
Artie's. Mark's ill - got Mike's flu. Joey enduring show biz life. DJ
has forgotten history. 4 games.....Artie....Mark....Mark...Joey
Happy
Halloween UNO HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
Mark
= Batman, Mike = Swabby, Artie = Skeletore, DJ = Rainbow Glass
Cleaner, Inc., Pamie = Gypsy Witch, Joey = Sister Jason Maria Haloweena.
Artie
had a great week on planet earth. DJ discovered Spring facts:
5/8" shim. Mike went to Steely Dan concert & brought the
tape then ate no worms.
3
games.......Pam......Pam......DJ
Nov.
11, 1995 Dave & Cheryl wed UNO (Dave Bliss)
Joey
wrecks van. Artie goes on internet. DJ shoots 8 ball in on break!
4
games....Mike....DJ....Mike...Mike
Artie's
Birthday Day
11/25/95
Thanksgiving UNO!
Artie
is 46 and is the 'Destroyer of Computers.' Pam is back, Mike feels
like a WINNER. Good Turkey. Mark won $456 in Take 5. And vacation's
over. Nothing for Joey. Mike's gonna lose (No Grateful Dead) 5 games....Joey....Mark...Pam...Joey....Mike
Dec.
9, 1995 Closing on the last of '95 UNO
Artie
deletes Undelete. No history for Mike or Mark. Pam is one week away
from vacation. Desert Joe too tired to show. Joey is happy boy. 6
games (1 double) ...Mike....Pam...Joey...Mike...Mike....Pam
The
Last UNO of 1995 - Christmas UNO Dec. 23, 1995
Mike
saw tree at Rockefellar Centre. Winter came early and with disaster
to Joey. Pam in middle of 2 week vacation. "Oh, gosh!" Says
Artie, "I'm on vacation." Mark is sooooo exhausted. 2 games......Mike.....Artie
During February 1996, Artie Turco suffered a heart attack. He died at the age of 45, May 28, 1999. He was our life-long friend.
From that fateful February in 1996, until September 4, 1999, there was no longer an official Uno Club.
On
March 2, 1996, we began playing Uno at Mike Blom and Joe
Auricchios homes and called ourselves: The
"While Artie is in the Hospital" UNO CLUB
This
was only for awhile since Joey could not tolerate the loud music and
Marks heavy "control" of the game. Desert Joe agreed
with Joe and when they left the game, the club fell apart. The
following is the History record of the "While Artie is in the
Hospital" club.
March
2, 1996:
First
meet was March 2, 1996. Conceived by Mike as a distraction from the
worry over Arties stay in the hospital and bout with heart disease.
History
Record
Mike:
Uno at Mikes. Joe: Finally gets rid of cold he gave the world.
Mark:
Stressed out. Desert: Late but not out. Dorie: Stressed out. Janice:
New Cell phone.
(Janice
is Mikes sister.) 3 games&ldots;. Joey Janice - Mike
April
13, 1996:
History
Game 2 &ldots;..Again&ldots;..
Artie
was readmitted for blood clot today April 13, 1996. Mike routs for
Artie and routed for Daryl for being his 1995 dependent. Dez wants
everybody to dress up like the Unibomber.
Joes
just worried. Cathy Blom got her raise, was due in January.
Mikes pissed (super pissed) that Marks not here. Frank
Zappa is saying, "Youre an asshole," on CD Mike got
from Artie for Xmas.
The
"While Artie is in the Hospital" Uno Club would like to
welcome our NEW MEMBER: Lisa!
Dorie
tells about Joes and Dezs and Jim Kelly and Dories
trip to Montauk. The new Adstone began Friday, April 12, at 6PM.
John..New Member&ldots; played cards in dangerous South American part
of town. 3 games&ldots;. Dorie Joe - Mike
April
27, 1996:
3rd.
When will Artie ever get the fuck out of that damn Hospital Uno.
April
27, 1996, Joey saw Artie today and Artie insists Joey was there to
take him home Pam stopped us.
Mike
hit 4 out of 5 numbers just in time to buy beer for Uno. John
didnt take history in school. "That girl last nite"
went to Johns today to rent a room (yeah sure!). Mikes
going to opening day at Belmont. (Hes back)
New
Motto It only takes 15 cents and a dream.
Dorie
picked up Walbaum shopping cart and threw it at an old lady.
Shes in no mood.
2
games&ldots; DJ - Joe
May
11, 1996:
4th
Getting tired of Artie still in hospital. Pam is not here for her
BIRTHDAY
UNO
May
11, 1996
Marks
here with all sorts of terrible news about Artie. Joey very sad
misses Artie. Adstone going to the AOL stars. Laura Holmes
killed Billy shes up on manslaughter charges.
Cathy
Blom says dont go to OTB with Michael. Cathy fell
last night and screwed up her leg. Mike has one of the best CD s
of his life Tony Bennett. Mike wont lend money out
anymore "thanks to all my friends!"
Mark
is here thats it. 3 games&ldots; Mark Cathy - DJ
July
6, 1996
Uno
at Joey's Special Good-bye, Artie BBQ. Joey opens 'Club
200.' Internet is booming. desrt Joe went to Detroit to meet
his soul mate and returned shortly; alone. Recently went to
mountains in Jersy to get unstressed and enjoy the morning smells.
(Fragrances). Dorie though she got a lot of compliments in the
last 4 years. Mark is here (after spending $200 for car
inspection.) 0 dollars for haircut. Mike lost and it was
hot and waited 2 hours in Jamacia. Tim Richardson is
visiting. In honor of Artie, Mark gave a toast and we all drank
'Dead Guy Ale.' YUCK! And Mike came from Belmont with Tim
and his sexy chest, we both lost. Hay, Artie!
First
game back to zero, Dorie won. No other games that night.
July
26, 1996
Jim
Back From Florida UNO - the
sequel, uh-oh, baby!
MIKE'S BIRTHDAY UNO
Mark
is shingling his wood shed. Mike says, "Mark don't know
how to play cards." Referring to Mark's preformance at
Poker Night. Mark agrees. Kathy won big at Poker and got
her licemse back. Joe and Doreen had a good, good, short
vacation. TWA 800 over Morriches Inlet - no sense going to
Montauk now. Joe being held hostage by TV55.
Joe...Mike
August
10, 1996
Marks
UNO Birthday and nobody showed. Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya!
Mike
saw Dobbie Brothers and Leonard Skinard at Jones' Beach - good
show. Blind date from Alaska. No histroy for
Dorie. Mark and Turco family may move to Georgia. Joey
depressed. Mike gets actual LILCO reading 2 months in a row -
he's still in the black by $260.
Mike..Joey...DJ....DJ
August
24, 1996
Just
Another UNO Saturday Night..DJ's Late UNO
Joey
had a nervous breakdown. Na, na, na,, history for Mark, he's
overworked. Dorie had a fabulous, wonderful time on Montauk;
with Joe, she wish she was there. Mike's a shitty gambler.
DJ has the patch and it's working. Viagra is here! Right here!!!
Joe....Mike...Dorie
Sept.
6, 1996
Dorie
has palups on vocal cords - YIKES! Joey took Pam out for
carvel. John's lil red car needs bearings. MArk won
football pool. Mike's luck sucks. Got a ticket in
Patchoque for open alcohol container.
Joey...John...Mark
Sept.
21, 1996
Last
Uno of the '96 Summer UNO - Begin the Night in Summer UNO
- End the Night in Autumn UNO
Mike
pays $500 to Patchoque Town for Open Container at RR station.
Mike doesn't care for Patchoque. He also went to the
track. Cathy adds, "And lost!" Bad work for
Mark. Dorie has nothing to speak about. (Hard to Believe)
DJ made an air damp for his van and front bars in stirring.
Joey sold ADSTONE Designs. Good-bye ADSTONE, 1972 to 1996.
Joey...DJ...Doreen...Mark
Stats
so far= Pam 1, Artie 2, Joey 7, Mike 6, Mark 7, DJ 3, Cathy 0, Dorie
3, John 2
November
2, 1996
Long
Time No Uno UNO
History
That Way -> Cathy gets her license back. She made
Mark drive all the way to Deer park for nothing because Mike said,
'don't worry 'bout cooking.' Mike lost his cigar. Joey no
more cigarettes, no more alcohol, no more lung disease. Cathy
(double stars)...Mark
November
16, 1996
UNO
Mike
bought new music for Uno game cable guy cut Mike's wire. Jim
has no history that he knows of. Mark has no new music but has
cable and won at Poker. Cathy got her real license and cooked
stuffed shells. New floor for Joe. Joey...Jim...Cathy...Cathy
November
30, 1996
Thank's
Thanksgivin UNO
Joey
is eating sour macoroni & cheese. New deck of Uno cards -
Hallaloua - Mike thinks the music is "Just Great."
Mike & Joe eat midnight dinner at docks. Kathy made
lasagna. Jim - no news. Mark on vacation & he
sprained his arm & was Poker winner. Where's Desert
Joe? Got the best bears.
Joe....Cathy....Mark....Joey
12/14/96
Pre
HolidayUNO
Mike
hits Vegas next Tuesday. D.J. reappears (has to do with time
shift) Where's Joe? Cathy ready to go to Utah!
Doreen working really god-damn hard. Joey confused about
Internet. Darryl had fun playing. Mark....Cathy....Mark