THE UNO HISTORY BOOK
1999
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************* Joey
and DJ quit Uno August 28, 1996. The official Uno table and box were
left with Mike Blom at his house in Bay Shore. A poker game which
Mike had been hosting for years replaced the Uno Club. Cathy Blom,
Mike Blom, Mark Turco began playing poker weekly at Mike’s until
July 3, 1999, when Tim Richardson started a fight with Mark. Mike
called the poker game off. Later while at Montauk with Joe and Cathy,
Mike proposed a return of the original uno club. Which – at this
writing - was still in
"experimental stages of development." But is
considered re-established as of September 18, 1999
Cathy at Montauk&ldots; notice that even 3 years later, Cathy has a
habit of hurting her leg.
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Mike at Montauk. July 7, 1999, where he proposed a restart Uno.
The Continuing History of the UNO CLUB
August
28, 1999:
First
Uno since Artie died – May 28, 1996. Pam and Mark said they
would come, but no-shows at Joey’s. Lemon Drop Kid Wins. Joe has
discovered Wall Street. Carhy divorced Bryan and is item with Joe.
Desert Joe went to Utah. DJ went back to California. DJ went to New
Founldland. Mike sez Lemon Drop Kid wins. Artie is Lemon Drop Kid. DJ
and all of us remember old times like when DJ gave Artie a ride in
his new van. 3 games &ldots; Mike $2.90(9
hands) – DJ $1.90(9
hands) - DJ $2.90 (6 hands)
September
18, 1999:
Dez
Joe and Mike went to concert at Central Park. Mark no history.
"Been bad 4 years." Dez and Mike saw Joe’s clone.
Track took Mike again. Dez Joe celebrated in horse shit. Joe and
Cathy to wed in a year. 3 games&ldots;.DJ $6.40(10
hands) – Mike $2.45(8
hands) – Cathy $2.45(7 hands) .
September 23, 1999 Http://www.adstone.net/UNO is created.
October
2, 1999:
PROPOSAL
= Increase Master Of The Universe to 45 minutes. Proposed by Mark,
passed unanimously.
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DZ |
Cathy |
Mark |
Mike |
Joe |
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YES |
YES |
YES |
YES |
YES |
Joe spent all weekend on Official Uno Room. DJ got his tranny back but not in. Mark fucked up his back and buried 2 cats. Mike made whole week on time to work. We forgot how to play UNO! Joe's having too many Reveres (Joe dealt 7 Reverse cards in a row!) 5 games... Joe $3.40( 6 hands) - Cathy $4.10( 10 hands) - Mark $2.75( 8 hands) - Joe $2.90(7 hands) - DJ $2.45( 6 hands)
October
16, 1999:
Joe's
daughter in town. Joe is late for Uno. Mike's still
broke. DJ got his movies from New Foundland. Darryl here
as a guest. Was hit by a Hundai. Cathy won $20 and made
eggplant for us all. Mark's been laying sod and he loves
it. We all hate this book!!! We hate this book!!! (So joe
took the 1996 book and pasted in these pages, now they like this book
again.) 5 games...Darryl $3.55(6 hands) -
DJ $3.30(8 hands) - Joe $1.95(4 hands) - Darryl $3.20( 6 hands) -
Mark $5.70( 11 hands)
October
30, 1999: HALLOWEEN UNO
New
- old Uno book. Joey is Dracula. Cathy is upstairs maid
- Mike is his traditional pirate - Dez is dock worker in a sleeping
bag - Darryl is bicycle riding spic - Mark is Richard Simmons of the
Future. See photos click here.
Dez installs his Flo-master muffler after Mark landed. Mark
finished sodding the lawn. Cathy don't have to pay her lawyer
no more. Mark has super pix of his sod. Mike paid 2
month's rent finally. We like this book! 4
games Mark $4.35(6 hands) - Joey $1.85(8 hands) - Darryl
$3.00(6 hands) - DJ $5.70(8 hands)
November
13, 1999: NO DARRYL UNO
PROPOSAL:
All SHIP 2 DRAW 2 from now on are 40
points. Raise 5 points.
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DZ |
Cathy |
Mark |
Mike |
Joe |
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YES |
YES |
YES |
YES |
YES |
Mike"had"
to tell Darryl to take a shower. DJ had a tramatic experience
shopping for pottery. Cathy learned how to make bouquets.
Mark survived poision Oreos. 3 days sick. Bartender Mark
to visit. Joe's son Patrick buying house. Cathy doing her
own stock charts.4 games.... Mike $4.15(6
hands) - Mark $3.50(10 hands) - Cathy $3.95(11 hands) - Cathy $3.25(6 hands)
November
29, 1999: THANKSGIVING UNO
with
20 lb. turkey from Zorn's! Darryl's been kicking ass
winning. Mike didn't call his Mom for Thanksgiving. Mike
can't make a bet worth for shit. Cathy lost 7 workers to Immigration
police. DJ had to return a carburator today and found the PO
closed. Mark, no history. Joe lost email server and his
Aunt Betty. 4 games...Mark $4.65(5
hands) - Cathy $3.30(6 hands) - Cathy $4.50(10 hands) - Cathy
$4.50(8 hands)
December
18, 1999: Last Christmas Uno of the Last 1,000 years
1,000
AD to 2,000 AD Last Uno of 1999 UNO
Joe
has everything setup by 5:30, all gifts, the room, everything.
Ye Olde did so-so for year, the first year without Doreen.
Cathy & Joe are sweethearts. Welcome the new
Master-of-the-Universe timer. Joe has drapes up thanks to
Cathy's help. Joe's gift to Uno club (a surprise) is a new
stereo. Mark considers lost history of Uno of Millenium and sez
- "No." DJ new EGR carburator and gas milage greatly
improved 30 to 50% better. Mike sez car went through Hogan's
Goat and Wednesday big fight. Darryl gets lots of tickets and a
new bike. Cathy's coat needed to be a little warmer. Mike
Paula is on the mend. We all had fun setting up the new stereo
(they really did!) Joe suggested - insisted - that MArk, Cathy
and DJ sit among each other to battle out the year's championship.
Everyone hated the arrangement after Joe left game early to work for
Christmas rush. Last 4 games of the
century...DJ $6.15(8 hands) - Cathy $3.30(9 hands) - Mark $2.55(7
hands)- DJ $4.15(7 hands) DJ
and Cathy share 1999 Champions!
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